anyway, here’s the song, at least the part I remember…

Guns make holes in your body, through which you can’t potty,
Just your blood and guts come out.
Bambi’s mom could still munch grass.
Tupac could be tappin ass,
If you hate guns Scream and Shout

We’re whalers on the moon,
We carry a harpoon,
But there ain’t no whales,
So we tell our tall tale,
And sing our whaling tune!

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman’s left hand)]
Baby, let’s make a run for the border,
I’ve got a hunger only tacos can stop.
I know exactly what I’ll order
three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

[Music industry dude]
Gentlemen, we have ourselves a hit.

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman’s left hand)]
I need to make a run for the border.
If you pay, I’ll take off my top.
Do you remember what I want to order?
Three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

Yea-ah, and don’t forget the hot sauce, chulo.

I’m still looking for the sound file, but if anybody finds it, please post it in the comments.

I like pizza.
I like bagels.
I like hot dogs, with mustard and beer.
I’ll eat eggplant.
I could even eat a baby deer.
La-la-la-la-la-la, la, la, la-la.
Who’s that baby deer on the lawn there…

“I’ve got something in my front pocket for you
Why don’t you reach down in my pocket and see what it is
Then grab onto it, it’s just for you
Give a little squeeze and say, ‘How do you do?’
There’s something in my front pocket, There’s something in my front pocket,
There’s something in my front pocket”

So — here is the thing, I don’t doubt that Trei Parker wrote that song… or perhaps Matt Stone or some other South Park staff member… but, I want to know for sure — if this is some dixie land song, I want to know — so please contact me and let me know.

This song is from South Park Season 8, Episode 4
Season 8 isn’t out on DVD quite yet, but you can stock up on the first 5 seasons already out on dvd.

South Park, the first 5 seasons from Amazon.com