A day in the life at work…

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman’s left hand)]
Baby, let’s make a run for the border,
I’ve got a hunger only tacos can stop.
I know exactly what I’ll order
three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

[Music industry dude]
Gentlemen, we have ourselves a hit.

[Jennifer Lopez (aka Eric Cartman’s left hand)]
I need to make a run for the border.
If you pay, I’ll take off my top.
Do you remember what I want to order?
Three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop.

Yea-ah, and don’t forget the hot sauce, chulo.

I’m still looking for the sound file, but if anybody finds it, please post it in the comments.

via imdb

below is my open letter to the Real Time Strategy gaming cartel. I want a War Simulation. A real one… …I want an RTS game that will give me a stress headache after an hour and an ulcer after a week. I want to identify experienced players on the street by their Thousand-Yard Stares.